Is car culture, gay culture? We’ll find out at our first Gay Car Show! Come show off your “car” regardless of style. All vehicles with “wheels” and an “engine” are allowed. What does that mean? you tell us. If you can legally get it there, we will welcome it as an entrant. Totally normal cars are encouraged to apply as well. All vehicles will be eligible for a grand prize in the following categories:

• Well Dressed Subaru: the only rule is that it is a Subaru. Non-Lesbians also encouraged to apply. Limited edition decal available to all participants.

• Best Butch: embodies all the best that comes with masculinity. This applies to the vehicle not the driver.

• Fabulous Femme: She’s sleek! She’s gorgeous! She’s got style! This applies to the vehicle not the driver.

• Enigmatic Enby: ??????? The non-binary person planning this event is not sure what this category is but we’ll know the winner when we see it.

• Freakshow: Because non-binary is too restrictive of a category. Vehicles/things in this category need to have their freak flag flying high.

• Best Ally: You are gay but your car does not need to be. We are looking for normal as normal can be.

The organizers reserve the right to add categories on the day of if it seems like a good idea.